Happy to have gotten the gloom and doom out of the way in that last post. Now that I have gotten that off my chest, time to move on!
So, I am now the mother of a nine month old baby! NINE MONTHS! Where the hell was I while the time was flying by? I'll tell you where I was for most of it.. in a zombie-like, new, and clueless mom stupor. Don't get me wrong, I have some great memories of the past nine months with my little Finnley. But let me tell you, I have spent a lot of tired days. I was sitting here just thinking and reflecting on my time thus far as a Mamma. I have come up with a list of things that I wish that SOMEONE would have told me about being a mother. Now, please keep in mind that this list applies to me, and may not apply to all of you Moms out there. Also, if you don't agree with the things I have listed, or have a different (not better) way of doing things, power to you. This is what has worked for me.
1) Your body will adapt to sleep deprivation, because your child will not magically start sleeping through the night one day.
2) Your kid isn't going to follow some perfect timeline of development, and that's okay.
To elaborate.. I have driven myself crazy trying to keep. But at one point, I just accepted that my kid is going to sit up, crawl and sleep when he wants. Trust me, once they start crawling, they don't slow down!
3) You will become extremely pissed off when other mothers try to convince you that their way is the right way. THIS drives me crazy. I know it's inevitable that we, as mothers will share our tips. But there is always that mother out there who has to reply to EVERYTHING with 'Oh, I would never do that', or 'Oh, my baby doesn't need that'. Good for you, glad it works for you, but it doesn't work for everyone.
4) You will be extremely when women who don't even have children try to suggest how you should care for your child. This is more than likely my number one issue. If you have not birthed or raised a child, you don't get to comment. I don't care if you have a degree, or you are the master of Google, shut up! If you haven't been through it, how could you possibly understand? Just because you 5th cousin twice removed told you a couple of stories about her motherly experience, does not make you a pro. It does not put you in a position to offer me advice on breastfeeding. By all means, feel free to play the superior card and tell me that 'when you have a child, you're going to do it this way'. Yes, and I sincerely hope that works out for you. But try no to be too devastated if things don't work out according to plan. If there is anything that I have learned in the past 18+ months of being a mother (in and out of womb), it's this.. you can't plan the outcome. IT JUST HAPPENS!
5) You really will lose friends. It's true. I know this sounds depressing, and if you haven't yet had a baby.. I'm sorry to be blunt. Okay, I'll reword it, for your sake.. you will find out who your true friends are. But what's more is that a lot of people will start to annoy you. They will get awkward, and make excuses about coming around.. 'Oh, I'm sick', 'I didn't want to bother you', or 'I didn't think you would want to do that'. What they want to say is, 'I'm not willing to adapt to your new lifestyle, so I'm not going to make the effort'.
6) You bought WAY too many cutsie outfits and not nearly enough sleepers. I made this mistake. In every group of sizes from newborn up, I have a surplus of clothing that never even graced my childs back. Why, you ask? It wasn't practical. None of it. Seriously, jeans on little babies? Nice for about two seconds, take a picture, then take that crap off! Especially now that he is crawling. The way that they make baby jeans, they are just aren't meant for crawling, or playing, or basically any baby-like activity.
7) You'll likely rarely ever nap when your baby naps. For the first while, it's great, and you sleep when you can, and you're in survival mode. You're eating all those freezer meals that you so keenly prepared ahead of time, back when you HAD time. But eventually, the novelty will wear off, and you'll realize that your house won't clean itself, and meals need to be made, laundry needs to be done, and you need to have some time to yourself. So you'll start skipping those naps, and before you know it, they will be a distant memory. I napped when baby napped for the first few weeks, and then eventually, reality kicked in for me. Now that I'm 22 weeks pregnant with baby number 2, and have a very active nine-month old, I tend to nap when Finn naps from time to time. But even still, this is a rare occasion, and most of the time, I skip it in favour of cleaning my house, or preparing a meal.
8) You will cave in, and your child will watch tv. But that doesn't mean the tv is a baby-sitter, it just means that you have found a way to buy yourself a few moments to accomplish something. I had a hard time with this one, but at some point, you have to accept that what works, works. So if putting my son in his swing, with Toopy & Binoo to entertain him, is somehow wrong... then I don't want to be right. This is how I have managed to quickly prepare meals, or at least get them into my slowcooker.. which is the lead-in to the next truth in my life.
9) You should.. or will invest in a slowcooker. If you don't already have one, BUY ONE! My slowcooker has saved me, sooo many times! This fabulous invention has allowed me to care for my baby all day long, and still have a homecooked meal ready for my partner by suppertime!
10) Your child will surprise you, at every turn. I can't specify one particular example of this. All I can say is this.. one night, he might sleep through the night, have a fantastic day, hardly sulk at all. Then, BOOM, the next day might be pure hell. What do you do? You pull up your socks, and you get through it. If all else fails, there's coffee, coffee will never fail you.
So, those are my 10. Maybe not the only things that I wish I had know. But I wish someone had been honest enough to tell me this stuff! Seriously, here I was, pinning away my baby's first year, completely unaware that my world was about to be rocked.....
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